10 Perfect Ways to be the Worst In-Law
Here’s a very sensitive topic that no one wants to tackle,
so I did! I’ve seen/heard/read a lot about “horrible in-laws” so I decided to
make the top 10 ways to be the worst one, if you were looking to achieve that!
With wedding season upon us, I felt it was right. Hehe, enjoy!
1.
Be an alcoholic, the kind that functions in
public but gets distant and cold at home. Those are really fun and you never
know what mood you’ll be in during the consumption. It’s kind of like a game!
Everyone loves games!
2.
Be really, really, hot and cold. Sometimes, when
something good happens to you and you want to be kind and sweet to everyone, be
really friendly and make false promises, and then when you get in a sour mood
because you’re secretly bi-polar, just start being distant and cold and make
the others wonder what wrong they’ve done to deserve this kind of treatment!
3.
Always only communicate through your actual
blood relative and let the husband/wife of your loved one feel super unloved and
uncared for. For bonus points, don’t even reply to texts! Just use the phrase,
“I was so busy!” because it works. Unless of course you’re the one reading that
phrase, then we know that isn’t true at all! Only you can use that excuse.
4.
Never show support for others getting a new
hobby, making a positive change, or earning a promotion. Pretend you didn’t
know/didn’t hear the news and go on about hating your own life, more!
5.
Never ever forget to use the justifying method.
This is when you feel like someone is about to confront you (for good reason)
you throw the card of how hard life is, how you’ve been through a lot, and add
words like stressed, sad, lonely, and you don’t understand, into the mix! It’s
the best!
6.
Remember to maintain friendly behavior from time
to time so the blood relative never has reason to believe you’re actually an
asshole! This could be easy, just ask the blood relative how the other one is
to make it appear as if you give a shit!
7.
Never refer to them by the names. Always call
them others, your guy, your girl, your person. Distance creates good feelings.
8.
Stop by unannounced and start to pick apart the
place. Gosh, it’s so dusty in here! Is a great example. Also, mention anything
obvious and noticeable because it’s possible only you saw these things, no one
else. Everyone loves being reminded what to do!
9.
Upon any good news given to you in person, do a
half smile and pretend you’re happy! Then, immediately start talking about your
own life, because you matter, damn it!
10.
This is the most important, never forget that
every opportunity is out there. You can be this asshole in so many ways. Don’t
just wait for in-person moments. If you’re on social media together, make sure
you never ever acknowledge any kind of posts, but always mention them in conversation
in person, to let them know you’ve “seen” it but didn’t actually “like” it,
because let’s be serious, you don’t really like anything…except that liquor of
course!
-ssr
Do you have any of these problems? Are you the problem? Leave your thoughts below, hehehe.
Do you have any of these problems? Are you the problem? Leave your thoughts below, hehehe.