Wait, do I smell like that?
Okay- I know I am not the only person this has happened to... I walk into the gym pumped up to do some cardio because God knows I prefer elliptical running over concrete- and I see a plethora of empty machines and think YES! ALL THIS IS MINE! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I feel as if I have just won the lottery! No one around to bug me! I can pick any machine I want, the world is MINE! And then...it happens....about 10-15 mins into my awesome playlist and furious running on the elliptical someone decides to join my party... THERE ARE SO MANY EMPTY MACHINES. WHY ARE YOU CHOOSING THIS ONE NEXT TO ME? YOU ARE RUINING MY FOCUS. So many things running through my head as I continue to run on this elliptical. Bonus workout, my brain? No, we are not racing. Why do you smell like that? Wait, do I smell like that? What is your intention? Am I an asshole for getting annoyed? Did you just fart? Why did you do this? Why are you running so fast and you just started?