we all hate labels, but ....

The person who comes to your mind when reading these are most likely the definition:

The bitch-self absorbed, conceited (normally no reason to be) inconsiderate, says whatever she wants. Every family and group of friends has one. The intensity levels may differ. Some are easier to spot than others.

The fake-not so much a people pleaser, but the one who will shit talk day and night about something/someone and then is the first person to also friend the person or thing out of boredom or desperate needs. Normally will lie without thinking to benefit self.

The parent-the "mommy" of the group. The responsible, thinks ahead, more consequence aware person. Won't engage in bad behavior and if this person does they will let it be known they rather not be doing it. Fears authority most of the time, or at least knows their actions can cost them.

The people pleaser-this one is very friendly and likeable and outgoing. Doesn't like fights or confrontations. Wants everyone to be happy and getting along. Usually very polite and puts their feelings second to everyone else.

The asshole-the person in the group who won't think twice before saying something rude. Intentionally will hurt someone just for a laugh or two. Normally this person is very insecure or lost within and thinks being impolite is how they maintain power. Will surround themselves with people who are nice and easily manipulated.

The liar-self explanitory and if you know this one, don't allow them in your life.

The addict-has some sort of addiction that takes over their life. Usually will leave the group to go feed the addiction.

The unbelonging-the person who knows they don't fit into the circle but don't wanna be alone so they remain a part of the circle constantly feeling as if they don't belong. This person will have mood swings on a regular basis.

The emotional-moody, confusing, selfish, and naive. Thinks the world will work off feelings so they behave on pure emotion. Don't think logically most of the time. Will always say "I feel" in their dialouge.

The helper-this person thinks their role is Dr. Phil and will always put their two cents in when it's unnessecary. No one asks for advice but this person is willing to give it. Normally they mean well and have good intentions, but can't see that they are annoying as hell.

The whiner-everything is a bad time. Complaining is their langugae. Never happy with anything or anyone. It's always "if it were this way..." kind of thinking. not fun to be around and definietly not good relationship material.

The controller-this person isn't quite a bitch or any of the above but they believe for whatever reason, they drive/have a place they are entitled to all rule making or decision making. Never ask others what they want to do, just always assume their way is the best way because after all, they drove or have the money.

The Leader-this person tries to lead the group to whatever. usually the more popular one who knows the most people. This person will always get up first or offer to do things because they feel for their age or knoweldge they are meant to lead the way.

The late-always late. This person needs to be left or forgotten so that they will learn to be on time. The more you wait on them, the more you allow them to just be late again.

The paranoid-this person is not fun because all they think about is the bad. They turn every situation into an annoying one reminding people the bad side of it all. Not quite the mommy because the "mommy" can still have fun. This one is just pure annoying.

The neat freak-if something is out of place this person is the first to fix it or bring attention to it.

The moocher-always seems to "forget" their wallet or money. Didn't "realize" they were going to be doing something out of the house that invovled any kind of money. Will never straight out ask for the money but will make everyone feel as if they have to chip in so this person isn't left out because of finances. Instead of staying at home and being honest this person will just have fun at other's expenses.

The slut/easy one-the friend in the circle who will meet a guy and think it means shes in a relatioinship and can do as she pleases. Sometimes this one has father issues and is trying to fill a void that will never be met.

The insecure-the one that asks if she looks ok, looks fat, shoes are ok, basically seeking approval at all times. Can't love themself so they search for love from others. It's hard work having this kind of friend because you're constantly filling a bucket that has holes.

The naive-this person's main phrase will be "I thought..." or "I didn't know..." because they lack common sense.

The adult-this person is the one who has most sense and is responsible. Normally doesn't let their emotion over take them and can have fun even if it's something they did not want to do. Will get along with people for the sake of getting along and will not start drama.

The gossiper-this person feeds off of drama. They need to hear secrets or anything similar to secrets. They will even go as far as telling other people's secrets for the sake of conversation. This person is untrustworthy.

The drama queen-everything with this person turns into some kind of bitch fit. A simple mistake with a drive thru will send this person to an AA meeting. Instead of working out problems this person enjoys sharing their problems with the world and exposing themselves thinking it makes them "real". Normally this person is the one in the group striving to be on reality TV or constantly making comments that they deserve a show. Most likely, they could have their own show. This person usually talks loud and yells louder.

The story teller-this person is fun and lively. Tells stories or jokes and makes everyone laugh in the right way. Not gossip or drama, but actual real events that just happend to happen and they want to share. Normally this person is fun to be around because it never gets boring. Everything brings up some kind of memory or story.

The follower-anyone in the group can say anything and regardless if this one agrees they will go along with the person because they don't ever have their own ideas. They will follow Hitler thinking they are getting ice cream.

The informer-this person is the smarter one in the group. People think of this one as the go-to-for-all because they have lots of knowledge on random things and you never have to second guess them. This person is normally mature and reserved and worthy of having in life.

The flake-last min cancels on everything. Its a surprise when this one actually makes it to something.

The reserved-the one who will just sit there silently making everyone uncomfortable (unintentionally), because their lack of speech makes the person talking feel stupid. They are typically shy and keep to themselves for whatever reason(s). Not fun to be around because you'll find yourself doing most of the "work" in the hang out. They are however good listeners.

The "bad bitch"-anyone who is claiming this needs to be automatically bitch slapped. It's for their own good. Normally this person thinks the world owes them and they deserve everything. This person also never wants to work or pay bills.

The club addict-this person is attached to night life and wants to go out whether it is fun or not. They are the ones always seen on the wall of clubs usually. They enjoy the "enviornment".

The relationship soaked-this one isn't seen without their bf/gf. They don't even have their own life anymore. If you want this one to come out, make room for two.

The independent-this person dies to rely only on themselves and claim how independent they are but live at home with their parents. They don't see that people who are actually independent never have to mention it, because it's quite obvious when someone is. Every conversation falls back to how they are proving their point of being so self-reliant when they are not.

The indoor-never wants to go anywhere. When they do go, it's a party times ten because you're celebrating the fact that their out with you.

The alcoholic-this one is up to drink on any occasion. Funeral, wedding, graduation, birthday, Tuesday, father's day..you name it! They turn everything into a "lets take a shot" moment. Less is more, less is more.

The reflecter-always thinks about the past and wants things to go back that way. Talks about re-connecting with old "friends" even though those people don't give two shits about them! This person is very nice and big hearted but needs a few pushes into reality.

The monkey-this one is the hairy one that doesn't take care of their hair and everyone thinks of them as the hairy one.

The normal one-if you read all this and got to this one, the normal one is parts of all of the above, because at some point we are fall into some kind of catergory (minus a few of those).


Hope you got a laugh or two. I intended to write two or three or four but the list kept coming in my head and I thought it became funny. <3 If any of them offended you, perhaps reflect on your self and really think if you are that way 24/7 or just happen to be sometimes. If it sounds true and bad, just make some adjustments :) but always be yourself and whether it's annoying to someone or not, you will find the people who accept it because we attract what we are.

-ssr