Jersey Whore

This show takes no intelligence to follow. 

First of all these Italian Americans are way too tan. I don’t know if I’m hating or just jealous. I was once the girl who promised I’d never watch this show, I was anti-jersey shore because EVERYONE and their mama was so indulged in it. But that was the only reason I didn't want to see it.

Now? I do watch it. Thanks to Donald and Thursday day offs.

Why? It’s hilarious, and quite easy to dislike some of them from the personalities they display.

These young adults are getting paid for having sex, fighting, and clubbing! I don’t think I’d ever want to display these acts on TV for the world to see….but hey! If that’s the way you roll then keep-on-rollin! 

I want to say that this show is one of those that dies out after a few seasons, but it’s hard for me to be confident in that guess because their already on season three, and there’s many of us that keep watching.  It’s so entertaining (especially if you’re bored!) so who knows, maybe it’ll make it to season six even. If I had a choice though, I’d pick real world VS road rules challenge any day over this “reality” TV stuff.

I’m going to break down my opinion on each person now.

For those of you who don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, Jersey Shore is a fairly new “reality” TV show with eight young Italian adult strangers, who live in a house on the shore during summer. After season one, they formed a family-like bond and they really did have natural chemistry, it seems. So it kept on airing. It’s honestly just a group of young adults tanning, doing laundry, going to the gym, drinking, having sex, fighting, and working part time at some local shop.

I’ll start with my favorite, Pauly D! I like Pauly D the most because he is kind and funny and seems to always wanna stop the fighting and bring peace in the house. Plus he’s the cutest, lol.                ---->

Snooki – she is the one almost everyone knows of, even if they don’t tune in. I’ll admit she makes herself look stupid more than not, but I like Snooki. I think she’s adorable and she honestly just doesn’t know sometimes. She’s almost like a little child. I think she’s funny and her lil “RAA” noises crack me up! I don’t think I’d ever friend her in life, but I’d prolly have a good time with her if I partied with her. She’s somewhat an alcoholic though.

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Angelina---This bitch is so dirty (literally, unclean). I couldn’t be happier she left 

the show.She’s an instigator and she’s nasty and I just never liked her.

 I hope she isn’t that way in real life, but whatever. ------>

                                                                              

Mike—or “SITUATION” hahahaha. At first I wanted him to be my favorite ( when I didn’t know better.) As I saw a few episodes I noticed he’s nothing but an annoying ass who thinks he runs the house because he’s the eldest. Well he surely LOOKS the oldest. Freakin looks fifty! And he causes a lot of fights. I think the show needs him but I don’t like him. He bugs me. Lol. Oh and he is a whore. Unattractive. He will literally sleep with anyone, or anything.

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J wow or Jennifer—I think she’s the prettiest one in the house. I also respect her the most because she isn’t fake to people when she doesn’t like someone, she doesn’t pretend. Her boobs are fake though. But who cares?  She’s hot!  Lol.                 ----->

Vinny! Um, I think Vinny is good intentioned but immature. It shows when he does certain things. But he’s a sweetie. I hope him and Snooki date later.
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Ronnie—oh my god. I don’t even want to write about Ronnie because Ronnie is gross. He seems fun around the guys but after he was a complete asshole to Sammie during season two, I lost any good feeling for him. He’s just …dumb.                                                                                         ----->

Sammie—well I used to like Sammie, but she’s an idiot. She completely proves that girl who chooses guys over friends, guys who cheat and treat them like shit. She’s just dumb. And she’s dramatic. And she’s the one that caused 99% of the fights that she was in involved in. Plus, she thinks she’s a bad ass….but she’s not.

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Last is Deanna because she is the newest addition! So far, I can’t stand her face because something is up with her jaw when she talks, BUT, I do like her. She seems like a good time and sometimes she says things that I agree with, so, thumbs up for Deanna, so far. Lol. This could change in a few days, you never know with these people!                                       ---->

I'm not even sure what the point of this one is. I guess if you wanted to know why people watch it, it's just entertaining. You won't learn anything good from this show, you won't get smarter or feel better, you'll just see what you shouldn't do =)

-ssr